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how many times have i quoted this movie
Let’s take a moment to talk about the awesomeness of Ash
Look at that computer.
Day-um that is one fine lookin’ hunk of metal and wires and shit
Look at how sassy this motherfucker looks.
He don’t take no shit from nobody.
Business up front, party in the back, bitches.
All hail Dr. Badass!
Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!
The fact we STILL reblog these posts every Tuesday five seasons later should be convincing enough to bring Gabriel back already
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
when your friend cusses in front of your parents